Sex sells and the gaming industry is no different from any other business in the entertainment industry. So, while games are evolving and catering to a wider range of audiences, they will always pander to young male audiences looking for skin, kink and sex. The choice for best boobs in video games may vary from person to person. With that in mind, we’ve put together a nuanced list examining more than just size. We factored in shape, bounce and general visibility. Hope you enjoy scrolling through this countdown list of what we think are some of the best boobs in video games ever:
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1. Honoka: Dead or Alive Series
Size and bounciness was all that mattered for boobs in the initial Dead or Alive days. Later it showcased concepts of tan lines and wardrobe malfunctions. While DOA girls have some the best racks gaming there’s a reason we chose Honoka specifically.
Honoka landed on the scene in Dead or Alive 5: Last Round and brought waves of new fans to the game. She got the nickname of Honkers and her fame soon equaled mainstay characters. Why? Standing at 4’11”, weighing under 100 pounds with an impressive bust of 99cm she broke the franchise breast size record.
2. The Sorceress: Dragon’s Crown
You know there’s something special about a character when people who don’t even play video games write blogs and tweet about her boobs. That’s what happened with The Sorceress. The creators of Dragon’s Crown caught quite a bit of flak saying that she was a symbol of sexism. They were accused of designing her to cater to teenage boys or maybe she was created by one. However, all of the game’s characters have exaggerated physical characteristics, irrespective of gender. And let’s be honest, it’s not just ‘teenage’ boys that are attracted.
Some of the sorceress’ best magic includes creating food out of thin air and turning foes into frogs. Having said that, the best of her sorcery is keeping those boobs inside her top. Considering her dress barely holds them and they’re bigger than her head.
3. Mai Shiranui: The King of Fighters Series
Jiggle physics is now common in modern games and Dead or Alive takes a lot of credit for popularising it – and rightly so. Nonetheless, Mai Shiranui had jiggling jugs long before DOA’s girls and is considered a pioneer of bounce. Mai was always popular but she gained even more notoriety after The King of Fighters ’94 released. The game’s creators went that extra mile and allocated more memory to accommodate them titties and included more animation.
When you consider all that movement and how close her tits are to coming out anyway, it’s almost miraculous that Mai doesn’t have more wardrobe malfunctions.
4. Haruka: Senran Kagura Series
Schoolgirl ninjas are usually what you’d come across in Senran Kagura games but Haruka is mentioned here because she’s 18. Given her 99cm rack and the fact that she has the biggest boobs relative to her waist, it wouldn’t be right not to mention her. Haruka is young and sophisticated and has a sadistic side. The way she enjoys teasing and that lab coat she wears conceals her artillery pretty well. On the other hand, she makes little or no effort to hide her body and her outfits make her breasts even more eye catching than they already are.
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5. Ivy Valentine: SoulCalibur Series
The SoulCalibur Series has many characters that we could have included here but Ivy’s knockers are a thing of legend. They are so remarkable that her boobs were the only thing a Japanese ad for SoulCalibur V focused on which advised players to “go big or go home.”
Ivy Valentine has a 100cm bust size making hers the largest breasts in the game. She also shows more skin than her Soul sisters. Her popularity has increased in sync with her chest but her sexy outfits have struggled to keep up.
6. Dr. Naomi: No More Heroes Series
Everything in No More Heroes is a little over-the-top and so is Dr. Naomi’s breasts and their bounce. Usually a woman’s breast size is unrelated to her intelligence but being that Dr. Naomi is an engineer with a PhD in mathematical sciences, she uses her knowledge and technology to look after her youthful looks. In addition, she also researches and develops special beam katanas and other weapons.
7. Kaguya Nanbu: Super Robot Wars Series
All hail Princess Bounciful. Kaguya Nanbu’s measurements have not been officially released, however it has been estimated that it is about 100cm. She is an adventurous character and leaves home for a coming of age pilgrim after turning 18. In the world she comes from, her tight dress in considered formal despite her massive mammaries always being on display. Funnily, she is also considered to be quite modest. As much as she tries to hide that bountiful bosom, even with her hands and turning away from people sometimes, it is often subjected to sexual innuendo. Everyone, including the game’s villains reference her breasts and that’s how she’s given nicknames of “Dairy Cow Princess” and “Princess Bounciful”.
8. Lara Croft: Tomb Raiders Series
Tomb Raider’s leading lady may not be as busty as the other women on this list but she’s as famous – if not more – than the game itself. What’s more, the character was immortalised by none other than Angelina Jolie in 2001 (and then by Alicia Vikander in 2018). At the time of its release, Tomb Raider was considered ambitious and looked upon as a great step forward in 3D adventure games. It boasted of sophisticated design, inventive gameplay and a gripping storyline. Along with all this, there were two more reasons why this game gained so much attention – yup those two!
Initially it looked like Lara Croft was wearing a very pointy bra but the game playing audience – predominantly male – cared not. It was just nice to watch a hot woman with nice sized tits on action-adventure missions. At the time, there was no jiggling in video games and despite not being as large as modern day standards Lara and her jugs deserve recognition for being one of the first mainstream gaming sex symbols.
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9. Camilla: Fire Emblem Series
Camilla is one of the most popular Fire Emblem characters to date – you know why. She’s one of the oldest daughters in the Nohr royal family and is somewhat of a motherly figure to her younger siblings. She carries herself elegantly but is emotionally damaged and over compensates for not receiving attention when she was younger. She’s always armoured up but constantly has her panties and cleavage exposed.
The resourcefulness of her cleavage is one of the reasons she’s included on this list. The cleavage window in her corset doesn’t just look good, it also serves as a good place for the lady to hide maps. X marks the spot!
10. Selvaria Bles: Valkyria Chronicles Seroes
Selvaria Bles has a superhuman powers and is a descendant of Valkyria. She dedicated herself to a high-ranking general who once saved her but she does not always agree with his causes. Her reputation for being a “War Witch” is well earned for she can turn the fate of any one around.
Her breasts are ginormous and her uniforms are made to leave little to the imagination. However, they’re still a tad too conservative to be placed higher on this list. She (or her creators) could probably take some tips from the other women on this list on how to show off her tits.
The race for the best boobs in video games
Boobs play a very important role in video game sales. The characters on this list of ‘best boobs in video games’ would not be as famous as they are if it weren’t for their attractive breasts. Whether it’s the Dead or Alive series or the Tomb Raider series – boobies have helped them being made into full-length feature films. Some creators like Tekken took some time to adopt to this idea but did inculcate it eventually.