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From these top 5 Dota asses, which would you pound first, and why Mirana's?

Hello and welcome. Today we’re gonna talk about top 5 Dota asses in the Dota arse-nal. Hot, flat, sweet, Demonic, Spectral, Undead, Dragon, and all-natural asses, we got ‘em all, but only few can be fit in the top 5 Dota asses list.

Here’s our list of TOP 5 Dota asses

5. Drow Ranger

Number 5 takes the fine Undead ass, Traxex, on our top 5 Dota asses.

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For some of you, Undead might not be your type. Her cold-blooded skin and Undead-ish curvy hair can be a bit of a turn-off. But for others, with that fine Undead ass, this is exactly what she needs.

Before she was turned into a hot walking Undead, she was rather a peaceful Ranger among her kind. On one shiny day, King Arthas was walking nearby the Tirisfal Glades, the home village of the Elven Rangers. By the glimpse of an eye, he noticed a young, yet fragile Ranger.

King Arthas was not pleased with this, as he saw far more potential in the young Ranger. He then decided to kill her, and forcibly revive her as the hot Undead piece of work he always knew she could be.

If you want a piece of this fine Undead ass, you will have to ask King Arthas for permission first.

4. Luna

Nova, Nooova takes second place on our top 5 Dota asses.

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This exotic babe rides a large, ferocious feline with two glowing eyes. She was blessed directly by the Goddess of the Moon, Selemene, who made her the heir of the Dark Moon Order, a group of manly night-shade warriors at her command. She is also familiar with the teachings of the Temple of Mene, making her a badass bitch she is today.

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If you want a piece of this exotic ass, you will have to go first through her night-shade bodyguards, then overcome her and her feline in a wrestling match by the Temple of Mene rules, just like she wants you to.

3. Dark Willow

Dark Willo, whimsical as they come.

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Mm-mm-m. That sweet whimsical Dark Willow ass. Born to a fea merchant king, Darw Willow grew up in Ratvel, the city where murder and chaos were in order. As she found it rather boring, Dark Willow decided to burn down her home village and wander off into a neverending battle in the Defense of the Ancients universe.

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If you want some of that sweet whimsical ass, don’t dare to disrespect her. She will fear you, root you, and nuke the shit out of you.

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2. Queen of Pain

Sadomachochist is Queen of Pain's middle name.

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Ah, the Queen of Pain. Her nature to inflict forbidden desirable pain attracted even The Ecclesiast-King of Elze himself. She brought upon him such exquisite torments that he eventually neglected his responsibilities in his pursuit for more and more painful pleasure. The Queen of Pain even brought The Ecclesiast-King of Elze to the brink of death, but luckily for him, she was rune-bound to keep him alive.

Be careful if you want this Demonic ass. As the personal Succubus knows exactly what you want, she has tendencies to over do it.

1. Mirana

We always knew Mirana's true intentions.

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As the Number 1, we bring you the Royal ass of Dota. Mirana, the blood princess next in line for the Solar Throne, disclaimed her heir to the mundane lands, in exchange to prowl the sacred Nightsilver Woods in search for anyone who would dare poach her luminous lotus from the silvery pools of the Goddess’ preserve.

This Royal ass is prowling the Nightsilver Woods for it. If you don’t want this one, I really don’t know what to tell you bro.

Dota has many asses to offer. From the levitating fiery ass of Lina to the stone-cold dragon ass of Wynter Wyvern. We will get on these some other time, for now, we conclude our top 5 Dota asses.

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